I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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