Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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