i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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