You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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