I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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