we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
