Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.