dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.