I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.