Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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