i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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