Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's great music for shaving your balls
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you inspire me to be a worse person
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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