Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You took a bar mat shot.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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