I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm having to shit out rocks
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