check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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