whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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