it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
