I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
