this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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