You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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