five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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