Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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