So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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