Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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