Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Randomize
