I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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