I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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