well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
There are leaves in my underwear?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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