Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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