i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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