i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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