I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
