so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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