I wish i was in the wii world.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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