Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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