singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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