had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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