It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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