CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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