I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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