Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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