If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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