Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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