I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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