You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
did you just send me my own nude
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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