But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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