these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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