Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he fucked my hip out of place.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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