ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
