ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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