I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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