we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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