have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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