real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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