The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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