I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We have so much sex to catch up on
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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