You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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