Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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