Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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