she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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