OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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